A hundred and forty-five years already? Rudyard Kipling - poet, prophet and icon - was born on December 30th, 1865. It has become a ritual of mine to observe Kipling's birthday. I've been doing it since 2004 here at The Gods of the Copybook Headings.
We've covered the New Bard from quite a few angles over the years. Kipling as prophet of the miseries of the twentieth century. Kipling as defender of eternal truth. Kipling as commemorator of industry and economic progress. Kipling as imperialist. Kipling as subtle observer of colonial and non-European culture. And Kipling as exemplar of poetry and his poor image in modern academic circles. Luckily for Publius, Kipling was a multi-faceted genius, so I shouldn't have a problem hacking out another one of these anniversaries paeans to the Great Man.
Living as we do at the half-way point in the Age of Obama (and hopefully not the quarter point), capitalism has taken a bit of shellacking in recent years. During the long Thatcher-Reagan-inspired boom of the previous quarter century, capitalism was let off on good behaviour. Greed was never good, but it was useful for raising living standards, and keeping the statist class well fed on the skimmed off "surplus." So long as the good times rolled, the choir invisible at the Toronto Star and New York Times (and their lesser derivations) could overlook the gross immorality of it all.
Rudyard Kipling wasn't exactly a libertarian - he opposed free trade in some cases - but might today be described instead as a cosmopolitan imperialist conservative. If that's a label that can be stuck to anyone. He was definitely an admirer of businessmen. Almost anyone who was competent and successful in practical affairs could get Kipling's admiration. Even Teddy Roosevelt, whom he eulogized in Great Heart.
It's difficult to imagine a modern poet or writer - excepting of course Ayn Rand, another Kiplingite - writing sympathetically about "dollar chasers" and "profiteers." Capitalism works - when it is allowed to work - but even many of its staunches defenders confess to it having an immoral odour.
The ethicists - from Plato and Jesus forward - have taught us to put others above self. Making a profit just sounds very selfish. The whole thing gets excused because it directs "selfish" behaviour toward a "social" good. When a financial crash happens, there is a great sigh of relief from some. At long last they can stop saying capitalism is a necessary evil, and just call it evil.
Since 2008 a great deal of anti-capitalist bile has been spilled, though thankfully countered with some spirited defences from the other side. The businessman, however, remains a battered figure in the popular culture. This isn't the place for a weighing of the virtues of selfishness, just the talents of Rudyard Kipling. We see the New Bard as defender of the businessman in one of his early poems, The Mary Gloster from 1894.
The poem takes the form of a death-bed confession and plea of a shipping magnate, Sir Anthony Gloster. A self-made man, Gloster is cursed with an effete and incompetent son, and obsessed with being buried at sea with his beloved wife. The poem tracks Gloster's steady ascent to becoming "not the least of our merchant-princes," with bitter asides about his son's profligacy and his late wife's courage and intelligence.
One of Kipling's most notably strengths is his ear for the vernacular. He understood how English was spoken in his day across the breadth of the English speaking world. British Redcoats in India, slum dwellers in the East End, or Yankee Traders, he had the unmatched ability to tell you what a time and place sounded like.
For modern readers this is probably Kipling at his hardest. Mass media has standardized pronunciation - particularly in North America - and the sort of dialectic jungle that Kipling navigates - and Henry Higgins would have adored - is alien to most moderns. After a few read throughs, however, the words and tempo will begin to take lucid form. Mary Gloster isn't too bad with the archaic pronunciations, and this fine collection of notes on the poem should ease away any problems.
Sir Anthony Gloster is a somewhat crude, very clever and occasionally conniving man. Kipling understands that fools do not do well in business - as generally in life - but Gloster is essentially an honest man striving to do his best in tough circumstances.
Whereas most modern intellectuals ascribe success in business to luck, or worse underhandedness, Kipling grasps what any good Austrian economist could have told you: The entrepreneur is a risk taker:
I didn't begin with askings. I took my job and I stuck;
I took the chances they wouldn't, an' now they're calling it luck.
Lord, what boats I've handled -- rotten and leaky and old --
Ran 'em, or -- opened the bilge-cock, precisely as I was told.
Grub that 'ud bind you crazy, and crews that 'ud turn you grey,
And a big fat lump of insurance to cover the risk on the way.
The others they dursn't do it; they said they valued their life
(They've served me since as skippers).
Victorian shipping could, literally, be a cut-throat industry. The Royal Navy had largely, but not completely stamped out piracy. There were also no government bail-outs or loans. The Britain that Sir Anthony fought his way through was at its laissez-faire high-water mark. He had to literally sink or swim in Adam Smith's capitalist ocean.
Not content to outwit the socialists, Kipling then shows up the feminists:
I went, and I took my wife.
Over the world I drove 'em, married at twenty-three,
And your mother saving the money and making a man of me.
I was content to be master, but she said there was better behind;
She took the chances I wouldn't, and I followed your mother blind.
She egged me to borrow the money, an' she helped me to clear the loan,
When we bought half-shares in a cheap 'un and hoisted a flag of our own.
As the textbooks advise us - and as was actually true - Kipling's Britain was a patriarchal society. The belief was not so much, as is commonly assumed today, that women were less intelligent or important than men, but to use a modern parlance, differently abled.
The Victorian mind was divided into the domestic and public spheres. By nature women were better able to deal with the day to day of domestic life, where their authority and influence should dominate. Beyond the domestic sphere was the public world of men. The two required each other.
A man without a strong - though publicly acquiescent - woman would lack the emotional strength and support to succeed. Without the risk taking and financial success of the menfolk, the domestic sphere would wither. You can dismiss this as so much Victorian arcana, as relevant to the modern age as steam and telegraph lines, but it is somewhat closer to the truth than "a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle." Long before it was coined and cliched, Kipling understood what was behind the Great Man.
Sir Anthony Gloster relied on his late wife's sage advice, but also his ability to see the future and grasp new technologies. In this case steel rather than iron or wooden ships:
I knew -- I knew what was coming, when we bid on the Byfleet's keel --
They piddled and piffled with iron, I'd given my orders for steel!
Steel and the first expansions.
It paid, I tell you, it paid,
When we came with our nine-knot freighters and collared the long-run trade!
And they asked me how I did it; and I gave 'em the Scripture text,
"You keep your light so shining a little in front o' the next!"
They copied all they could follow, but they couldn't copy my mind,
And I left 'em sweating and stealing a year and a half behind.
One of my favourite lines in all of Kipling is "but they couldn't copy my mind." A century before Julian Simon, here is an understanding that the human mind is the "ultimate resource." Or the enthusiasm of "it paid, I tell you, it paid." Even on his death bed, Sir Anthony is still thrilled by a decades old success. Here was a man who enjoyed his work, and enjoyed being the best at it.
But the son was not like the father:
And a quarter-million to credit, and I saved it all for you!
I thought -- it doesn't matter -- you seemed to favour your ma,
But you're nearer forty than thirty, and I know the kind you are.
Harrer an' Trinity College! I ought to ha' sent you to sea --
But I stood you an education, an' what have you done for me?
The things I knew was proper you wouldn't thank me to give,
And the things I knew was rotten you said was the way to live.
For you muddled with books and pictures, an' china an' etchin's an'fans.
And your rooms at college was beastly -- more like a whore's than a man's;
Till you married that thin-flanked woman, as white and as stale as a bone,
An' she gave you your social nonsense; but where's that kid o' your own?
If you were going to write an epithet for the decadence of western civilization, here's a pretty good one. A sharp contrast between earned - in every sense - wealth and unearned privilege. The son can be contemptuous of his father's values because he has his father's wealth. The father, however, has a surprise:
Weak, a liar, and idle, and mean as a collier's whelp
Nosing for scraps in the galley.
No help --- my son was no help!
So he gets three 'undred thousand, in trust and the interest paid.
I wouldn't give it you, Dickie -- you see, I made it in trade.
You're saved from soiling your fingers, and if you have no child,
It all comes back to the business. 'Gad, won't your wife be wild!
A nice send off. It's a pity the boomers won't get the same rude shock. Instead they'll pass on the burden of their extravagances to the - much smaller - next generation. Just watch the growing debt clock.
Practicality, in Kipling, is usually only a step away from romanticism. The dying Sir Anthony has a special request:
It come o' hoping for grandsons and buying that Wokin' vault. . . .
I'm sick o' the 'ole dam' business. I'm going back where I came.
Dick, you're the son o' my body, and you'll take charge o' the same!
I want to lie by your mother, ten thousand mile away,
And they'll want to send me to Woking; and that's where you'll earn your pay.
A rich man wanting to be buried at sea? A lot of people would think that "cracked."
The poem finishes with a typically Kiplingesque visual punch:
Down by the head an' sinkin', her fires are drawn and cold,
And the water's splashin' hollow on the skin of the empty hold --
Churning an' choking and chuckling, quiet and scummy and dark --
Full to her lower hatches and risin' steady. Hark!That was the after-bulkhead. . . .
She's flooded from stem to stern. . . .
'Never seen death yet, Dickie? . . .
Well, now is your time to learn!
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